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Ώρα για λίγο γέλιο… για όσους διαβάζουν Εγγλέζικα. “The Mexican maid”

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.


The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.


She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”


Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you.”


Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”


Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”


Wife: “Oh yeah?”


Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”


Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”


Maria: “Jor hozban did”


Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”


Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”


Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”


Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”

    

Wife: “So how much do you want?”

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